Freckled Jesus
Kane Novak ~ 15 ~ Female ~ THE pick-up line master ~ Loves Attack on Titan, Free , Hetalia,
S.A.O, and Fairytail. ~ Flutist ~ Writer ~ Loves music ~ future cosplayer ~ you guys can ask me anything!
  • The best times to kiss a girl

    abraesive:

    When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

    if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

    (Source: nessajoybabe, via sramister)

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  • bunappo:

    so today in my history class we were talking about napoleon bonaparte and there were all these things about his height saying he was like 5’ 3” and how he was nicknamed “little corporal” and then my history teacher moves onto the next slide and this is what we see

    image

    (via ask-another-heichou)

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  • rocknrave221:

    nancydrevv:

    i thought these things only happened on tumblr

    LOL

    (via tonightsleep)

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  • (Source: palestass, via sramister)

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  • kiwiggle:

    imagineyourotp:

    Imagine your OTP stuck in an elevator after they’ve had a fight. 

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  • baelor:

    this post is so funny to me because in grade 11 this lil random freshman was casually walking through our hall and my friend just ran up behind him, picked up him up like a potato sack and ran off can you imagine

    (via tonightsleep)

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  • dirtyberd:

    Bad Bitches through the ages

    (Source: piratequaintrelle, via lifeafterdrumcorps)

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  • megay:

    HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

    STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

    STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

    STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

    (Source: teshima--junta, via nikolai--lantsov)

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  • baroquen-sol:

    seerofsarcasm:

    confusedtree:

    dspazdoesntcare:

    What the hell did I just watch? 

    It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

    Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

    I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

    (via ask-an-annie-leonhardt)

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  • octoswan:

    there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

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  • awesomewillv1:

    This is the most accurate portrayal of blind box collecting ever.

    (via trashowl)

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